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I dug my key into the side of his,
Pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights.
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
- Miss Underwood (via imperfectserendipity)
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- guy: ew pubic hair
- guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
- guy: ew cellulite
